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Top 26 Reasons Why...


TOP REASONS WHY

"I HAVE TO SING NEXT"

"I HAVE TO SING NEXT"

  • 1 .I have to go home.

  • 2. I can sing that song so much better.
  • 3. I'm a friend of _________and he/she said I can sing next anytime I want (used a lot when a "sub" host is running the regular KJ's show).
  • 4. My girlfriend is awesome - let her sing next.
  • 5. I'm leaving in 10 minutes.
  • 6. I have to go to work in the morning (SO WHO DOESN'T?).
  • 7. It's _______'s birthday - please let them sing.
  • 8. I have to leave for another karaoke show.
  • 9. I own this place.
  • 10. The club owner said I could.
  • 11. I need to sing now so I can start drinking.
  • 12. I have finally had enough to drink and I have to sing before I get too drunk.
  • 13. My friends dared me and if I don't sing now, I never will.
  • 14. I have to catch a plane.
  • 15. My manager (or a talent agent) is in the audience and wants to hear me sing!
  • 16. I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm doing.
  • 17. I spend a lot of money in this club.
  • 18. If I don't sing next, I'm going to the club down and the street and taking all of my friends with me.
  • 19. My relatives are in town visiting and they're leaving to go back home tomorrow.
  • 20. I'll give you a tip!
  • 21. I signed-up hours ago and you haven't called me up yet.
  • 22. I signed-up last night and you never called me up to sing.
  • 23. We're all here together and we want to sing "Love Shack".
  • 24. I have to go to church tomorrow (especially popular in the "Bible Belt").
  • 25. I'm trying to get this girl's/guy's attention and want to impress them with my singing.
  • 26. I'm old and can't stay up any later.

  • Singers, how about being a little more creative and coming up with some different excuses because all of us KJs are getting pretty tired of hearing the same old lines.

     

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